Are you an NPC?
Simulation got you down? Feel like your just doing the same walk to the water cooler everyday and nothing will every change? Missed your last Turing turnt out? For the low price of 89.95 we can test if your living the life of an NPC in one of three domains: Intimate Partnerships, Work, and online to IRL harmonics. Our interpretive testing methodology is ever changing and patent pending. We are backed by a vaguely impressive yet mediocre sounding board that rubber stamps every application that comes with an envelope of cash. Don’t you worry statistically it’s likely you are an NPC and this test will short circuit your programming to your natural reset point in which you won’t remember this transaction at all. Fortune favors the brave!
Simulation got you down? Feel like your just doing the same walk to the water cooler everyday and nothing will every change? Missed your last Turing turnt out? For the low price of 89.95 we can test if your living the life of an NPC in one of three domains: Intimate Partnerships, Work, and online to IRL harmonics. Our interpretive testing methodology is ever changing and patent pending. We are backed by a vaguely impressive yet mediocre sounding board that rubber stamps every application that comes with an envelope of cash. Don’t you worry statistically it’s likely you are an NPC and this test will short circuit your programming to your natural reset point in which you won’t remember this transaction at all. Fortune favors the brave!
Simulation got you down? Feel like your just doing the same walk to the water cooler everyday and nothing will every change? Missed your last Turing turnt out? For the low price of 89.95 we can test if your living the life of an NPC in one of three domains: Intimate Partnerships, Work, and online to IRL harmonics. Our interpretive testing methodology is ever changing and patent pending. We are backed by a vaguely impressive yet mediocre sounding board that rubber stamps every application that comes with an envelope of cash. Don’t you worry statistically it’s likely you are an NPC and this test will short circuit your programming to your natural reset point in which you won’t remember this transaction at all. Fortune favors the brave!