Marxist Story Hour

$411.00

Have you been a dirty capitalist trader. Sucking the McDick of shareholder return. Or worse, are you the kind of delusional decentralized trader who has a hard-on for hodl. The kind of scum who thinks seeking alpha isn’t insider trading by any other name. Our mistresses are versed in verbal humiliation coupled with the academic rigor of an ivy educated sex-worker whose mission is to dismantle patriarchy one stiff wooden rung at a time.

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Have you been a dirty capitalist trader. Sucking the McDick of shareholder return. Or worse, are you the kind of delusional decentralized trader who has a hard-on for hodl. The kind of scum who thinks seeking alpha isn’t insider trading by any other name. Our mistresses are versed in verbal humiliation coupled with the academic rigor of an ivy educated sex-worker whose mission is to dismantle patriarchy one stiff wooden rung at a time.

Have you been a dirty capitalist trader. Sucking the McDick of shareholder return. Or worse, are you the kind of delusional decentralized trader who has a hard-on for hodl. The kind of scum who thinks seeking alpha isn’t insider trading by any other name. Our mistresses are versed in verbal humiliation coupled with the academic rigor of an ivy educated sex-worker whose mission is to dismantle patriarchy one stiff wooden rung at a time.